Van, Bonnie, Emery, and I unashamedly like poop and fart jokes and will sometimes spend a considerable amount of time laughing about them on the air. But, honestly - it seems that products are now being CREATED to specifically get us to talk about them between 8 and 9 am.
Hence, "bunny farts."
If you’ve been to the store lately, you’ve probably noticed shelves filled with cute chocolate bunnies and candy eggs because Easter is right around the corner. But one holiday treat you won’t find in the Easter aisles at Target or Walgreens is a bag of “Bunny Farts.”
The Little Stinker Bag of Bunny Farts Cotton Candy is an actual thing made by a real company called Bag of Farts, naturally. The package even features a lovely little cartoon rabbit passing gas with a cartoon poof. So what do bunny farts taste like, because you know that’s what you’re wondering. Fruit punch, apparently.
While we may find the whole thing vile, kids will probably love it. And the Bag of Farts company donates 10% of profits to charity, so when you buy a $9.95 bag of Bunny Farts, at least you’re supporting children with disabilities.
But would be willing to admit THAT'S how you showed support?????