Another week and another alarm! Global warming is obviously killing us all. I mean Al Gore told us fish were swimming in the streets of Honolulu just a couple of weeks ago, and wasn't even called out on it by the so-called journalist he was talking to.
But now comes sad news. Emperor Penguins are all gonna die... by 2100.... if we don't find a way to freeze the ice caps!
Yet another prediction that I guarantee you will not come true. PLEASE tell your grandchildren to write down this one as you and I will be dead by the time it proves to be untrue and the leaders of this new religion will need to be held to account!