I like two types of food and drink stories:
1) Stories in which my favorite foods are combined (like "Pancakes And Syrup Peeps")
AND
2) Stories in which my favorite foods and drinks are found to be good for me.
And thus I present: A study out of the University of California-Irvine has revealed that consumption of moderate amounts of alcohol and coffee is linked to living a longer life.
But notice that the researchers have thrown the word, "moderate" into the study. I think it's required. Probably by lawyers. Because it seems to me that if doing something moderately is good, wouldn't doing something "more-than-moderately" be better???
I kid, I kid. For the lawyers reading this.