We opened today by discussing ways to celebrate Star Wars on this May 4th.
One Wisconsin kid decided to go to school wearing his Darth Vader costume.
It did not go well, according to Fox 6:
A student wearing a Stormtrooper mask and costume from the movie “Star Wars” prompted an evacuation at Ashwaubenon High School Thursday morning, May 4th.
Officials said a concerned parent called police after seeing someone walk into the school with unusual clothing.
Ashwaubenon Public Safety responded to the scene and evacuated the high school. Parkview Middle School and the Community Center, where some students were taking an AP test, were put into lockdown.Public Safety did a sweep through the high school — and no threat was found.
I am sure you are wondering what I am - how did this "concerned parent" not recognize the most famous Sith Lord in the universe?
Best response on the Internet comes from Ed Driscoll: "I AM ALTERING THE HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. PRAY I DON’T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER."